Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Price Controls Decrease Wealth
Five Minute Management Course
5-Minute Management Course
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob , the next-door neighbor..
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob , after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients..'
T he turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.&nb! sp;
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!
THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
Send this to (at least) five bright, humorous people who have enough of a sense of humor to laugh at it!
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Experimental Markets: Introduction
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Simon Newcomb on Educating the Public
Jan Helfeld Interviews
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Economic Tenets
Friday, August 14, 2009
Friday, July 31, 2009
Need For Education Into Subsidies
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Grades in OK State Ag Econ
Saturday, July 4, 2009
if they could only be more cynical
Thursday, July 2, 2009
How the Average American Spends Their Money
These numbers are a good starting point, from which students can set values more consistent with their preferences. Students will certainly want to change these values for retirement years. By the time you retire your home mortgage should be paid, leaving your housing expenses only including utilities and taxes, implying the percent of income spent on housing should decline considerably. There should be no life insurance in retirement, because that insurance protects your family against an early death. And of course, in retirement, there should be zero dollars set aside for retirement, and I would suspect your out-of-pocket health expenses to be higher.
Friday, June 26, 2009
Projecting Rates of Return
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Opportunity Costs, Livestock, and Colonial America
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Reality of Politics
Death To America
Thursday, June 18, 2009
The Rational Man
Reason-Based Judgments: Using Reasons to Decouple Perceived Price-Quality Correlation
Ivo Vlaeva, , , Nick Chatera, Rich Lewisb and Greg Daviesa
aDepartment of Psychology, University College London, London, WC1H 0AP, UK
bDepartment of Psychology, University of Warwick, Coventry, CV4 7AL, UK
Received 23 October 2007;
Abstract
Many models of consumer behaviour assume that people evaluate price and quality independently. However, evidence shows that consumers perceive price and quality as positively related even when they are weakly correlated in the real markets. This paper explores whether this perceived relationship can be cognitively de-coupled by providing explicit reasons why low price and high quality may be compatible. The participants were asked to rate existing stores and fictitious stores in a two-dimensional price-quality space. When the participants were given plausible reasons why the seemingly high quality fictitious stores could have lower than average prices, their judgement of the price-quality relationship was significantly less correlated than when these stores were judged without such reasons. Therefore, the demonstrated phenomenon of reason-based judgments can be used to attenuate the typical price-quality overestimation, or heuristic, which has important implications for decision making research and marketing practice.
Keywords: judgment; reasons; price-quality correlation; consumer behaviour; decision making
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Passive Values and Policy
Incentives and Unintended Consequences
Monday, June 15, 2009
Minimum Wages - Good For Some, Bad For Many
Incentives and Economics
Perils of Inflation
Consequently, should high inflation rates take hold many will be adversely affected. The Notable and Quotable section of the Wall Street Journal contained a description of the harms inflation inflicted on one particular person in the 1970's. Students identify better with stories of real people than abstract concepts, so relaying this little story may help them understand how inflation harms innocent people as they try to plan for the future.
Friday, June 12, 2009
The Indifference Principle
- Why landownders benefit from farm subsidies when land is fixed
- Why consumers benefit from farm subsidies when land is not fixed
- Why the price of corn and sorghum move in tandem
- Why the prices of commodities between regions do not exceed transportation costs
- Why stock prices and commodity prices are efficient
- Why sunny days are not necessarily the best time to go to the zoo
- Why crop prices increase between harvests
- Why compensating people for building in areas where floods will predictably occur make everyone worse off.
- Why rent-seeking often eliminates any potential benefit from government subsidies.
- Why rent-seeking limits the ability of government to correct for market failures.
Principles of Economics
Good for the Group, Not for Society
Thursday, June 11, 2009
What Is An Economist?
Monday, June 8, 2009
Stumbling Upon Adam Smith
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Teaching Tips by Eric Devuyst
Friday, May 22, 2009
Bailey's Book Club
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Seeds is on hold
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Why I Keep Tests
Seeds Summary
Thursday, March 19, 2009
OK State Graduates at Chesapeake Energy
- Four Ag Econ OK State graduates currently work at Chesapeake Energy, where I visited them in March of 2009.
- All have jobs that primarily involve managing data using Microsoft Excel. All spend a majority of their time working in Excel.
- Instant Messaging, Microsoft ACCESS and other databases, and Spotfire are used as well.
- Their major form of written communication entails formal emails with data tables and Excel attachments.
- After graduation, they found HireOSUGrads.com to play a pivotal role in finding their careers at Chesapeake.
- While many suggest obtaining an MBA after obtaining work experience, the reality of going back to school while raising a family makes pursuing an MBA immediately after a Bachelor's Degree preferred.
- Their happiness in their job stems largely from good colleagues.
- The HireOSUGrads.com system for finding jobs is superb! Bryan Sloan found that even more than a year after graduating, he could use it to help him find his career at Chesapeake.
- Career Fairs are important. Megan Barber went to agricultural and business school career fairs, and even career fairs in Oklahoma City and Tulsa. If Megan had only attended local career fairs, she might not have the tremendous job she now possesses!
- Don't be impatient looking for a job. You will spend most of your life at work, so if you are not happy at work, you are in for a miserable life. For this reason, Lacy suggests that students look around and do not feel like they have to accept the first offer (except maybe in today's economy). If it takes time to find a job where you will be happy, consider the time taken an investment, not a waste.
- Businesses communicate via email with attachments. Teachers would serve their students better by focusing more on writing succinct email documents using proper etiquette than research reports. Little things like alerting the reader to exactly what the email and the email attachment corresponds to may sound obvious, but without a course explicitly teaching and reinforcing this fact, the graduate may find herself sending confusing documents and getting off to a bad start with her employer.
- All graduates wish they had paid more attention in school. Students are sometimes surprised how relevant courses can be.
- MBA's are a valuable accomplishment to possess, and it is okay to seek an MBA immediately after a Bachelor's Degree. Both Jason and Brent lamented that their MBA might had served them better if they had earned a few years of work experience before their MBA. However, when confronted with the difficulty of earning an MBA while married with children, they did not regret earning their MBA immediately after graduation.
- You cannot learn too much Excel in college.
- Students wish they learned more practical business skills, such as how to calculate the amount one should invest for retirement.
Friday, February 20, 2009
The Economics of Law and Order
Monday, February 9, 2009
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Poetry by Jake Bodin: Animal Man
Circle and spin,
moon round the earth, earth round the sun,
the sun to another, another to one.
From the premier gyration, when the first circle began,
has anything at all revolved around man?
Or was his deified lot made trivial by Copernicus?
The bodies circle and spin while time runs straight.
Is time just the length of the circle unwound?
Is anywhere save for the end of time
the beginning of the circle found?
Is the circumference of this life
and the area it contains,
lonely abstract circles in space,
or equally vital links of a chain?
The meaning of his lot is all man desires to know.
Yet a question of meaning is a question ill posed.
For an answer exists, an answer sufficing.
Yet so does another, and another and another…
Our discontents arise not from the failure of logic to elucidate,
but rather the difficulty of deciding which answer to eliminate.
We are ships with sails aplenty,
yet no rudder to steer.
The winds they blow in circles
like the thoughts of the sailor.
So rather than leaving waters far as unknown,
we conjure tales in waters near.
This you read though, this is no tale.
This is a map of waters sailed.
The rhyme is of no need, nor the tale need told.
The rhyme is but to beautify a sailor’s tale of old.
The story of what we are,
is a story of how we began.
Behold these words of rhyme:
The tale of Animal Man.
I.
To what divine purpose or will
Sets the sheep to graze, the wolf to kill?
Destines the proud eagle to majestic solitude?
Fuels the perpetual lion/hyena feud?
All life is sown from the same powerful strand.
One force to survive, one force to breed,
they are the maker of our story, the writer of our history.
Two forces--one artist--of anatomy and disposition;
fighting the world outside with armies of the universe within.
I urge you the reader, just consider this:
Nature is not what should be, but rather about what is.
Sentence the deranged and perverted to shame.
Burden their thoughts, their soul with blame.
For murders of anger and passions uncontrolled;
for sins of the flesh may their souls be sold.
Compare them to you and your virtue refined,
then all nature must be judged by the same fine line.
What is the difference between a whore
and the other multiple-partner carnivores?
Was it not inherit in nature’s design,
for the purpose of preserving the family line;
for the woman to desire numerous men,
so one man sterile cannot set her genes to an end?
Defend the whore? The reader proclaims!
Use sources of lust and passion to justify her ways?
By this we can forgive every murder and rape,
every wrong deed executed following urges innate!
But I know of no grounds to crown or crucify.
I do not defend or judge. I only explain why.
With no system to judge in judging I refrain,
but judging and punishing are not the same.
To judge is to lift the throne of vanity up high.
To punish is to care for others, to prevent future crime.
Left to themselves, some are violent inclined.
The punishment is to keep Animal Man from hurting his kind.
II.
Proudly we sit, on the throne of experiments and equations.
Mocking forms stuck at lower elevations.
To the moon goes man, and beyond soon.
Any place of entry nature has refused;
we march, we conquer, nature has no defense;
for the energy of ingenuity and the congruency of common sense.
So easy it is, when we have conquered distance,
squeezed the length of miles into a minute,
to arrive at this absurd, universal truth:
That creatures of earth were made for our use.
That the cat who chases its tail in futility,
does so for our amusement, solely for our utility.
How shocked he would be if it were known,
that if man had a tail he would chase his own.
Lacking a tail, an analogy may be made,
to the “tales” man composes to fend off dismay.
To make a day worthwhile and life a blessing,
man assigns a meaning, a story, a purpose to everything.
Does man fall into despondency when tragedy ensues?
No, man finds in calamity a lesson to use.
Does man feel helpless at the approach of his death?
No, he simply assumes after this world there is still one left.
Does man grow weary waiting for God to orate?
No, he says it must be God works in a mysterious way.
Imagination is a brilliant filter of misfortune.
When the wheels of tragedy are set into motion,
never will it outrun man’s magic potion,
the magic of believing any farcical notion.
Nature’s engineering feat that exceeds all else,
is the ability of man to deceive himself.
Give thanks to the heavens for putting imagination in place.
Otherwise man would learn to spite his meaningless days.
As man takes grapes, takes it to make wine,
a thought can turn earth absurd to earth sublime.
Does man even care his beliefs are sophistry alone?
No more than the cat cares the tail is its own.
III.
As the fish, to ignorant to conceive of dry land,
the geniuses buckle in defining Animal Man.
Is a brief moment’s movement, a movement of mine,
if by conscious contemplation in movement I decide?
Or the instinct to blink before a particle hits the eye,
that proceeds deliberation, was it an action of mine?
The instinct or the deliberate? What constitutes that which is me?
Or am I perhaps not a whole, but two separate entities?
Or many more? What is the whole?
What is the whole if parts act solely on their own?
If my cells so loyal turned to cancer unrestrained,
is it cancer that will kill me, or am I to blame?
If the reflex to kick at the tap of the knee,
were outlawed universally by sacrosanct decree,
and I kicked, who would stand trial; who for mercy should beg?
Animal Man whole? Or the nerves in my leg?
If sentence was given, a sentence of death,
the mind is tortured for the actions of the leg?
Consciousness is only the deceiving face of being,
the only part of self-reflection able to be seen.
So much more, alas, the majority rests inside,
part directed by nerves, part by the mind clandestine.
They handle the parts of life most dear and felt:
Animal Man pushes his soul away from himself.
Man claims the irresistible impulse of falling in love,
is rational to playwriting gods above.
Yet he fooled himself! Love cannot be a rational choice.
Love is a prison rationality would avoid.
But love must exist, for the offspring rationality must fall,
and so the hidden irrationality is rational after all!
Lastly, for who do I pray, what really am I,
when I am a voyage of a thousand guides?
On the whole I am my story, in part what I feel,
yet I only know the latter, and never grasp the real.
And the story saddest among all the rest,
is that Animal Man has never met himself.
IV.
Classes the classes! the inequalities persist!
Is status cloaked by manner or displayed by dress?
By effort? By chance? Is the difference justified?
What trait ensures one will serve he who dines?
And how does the politics elected to correct inequality,
only results in profits for the elected party?
What are we to do? What can be done?
Is every man different, or is every man one?
It is not our society has missed the value true:
We do not value the man, but rather what he can do.
And so if man is paid according to talent displayed,
the value of a intrinsic man is not captured in his wage.
So where is the value of man, by what is his measure?
Perhaps by religious principles one can deem man the better?
Then the measures would be infinite, no ranking is feasible,
when beliefs scatter in the head like the earth scatters with people.
Besides, the sum of man’s morals always add to zero.
One-half man the villain, one-half man the hero.
but though inequality is widened, it is solely man’s fault.
The poor reproach the gods for poverty dateless,
regardless the gods have never doled wages.
It is man’s preference that poverty, inequality persist,
as man walks the earth, naming all that is his.
When the final roll is called and all men are dead,
will the meat of the fat be given to the underfed?
When destiny greets man at his most feared stage,
at the stage of death, will the greeter compensate?
Does fate ensure at last that all men are equal,
equally rotten corpse of no life, sight, or feel?
Is the imbalance of fortune really a terrible realization?
Is the panhandler made worse by a king’s coronation?
Whitman might say the value of living is the power of your story.
That a novel can bestow the poorest of men with earth’s greatest glory.
Life would feel ever so futile, were story after story to repeat.
Injustice, with all its harms, ensures Animal Man’s story is unique.
V.
Children pull their hair in search of gray roots,
then when gray shows they long for youth.
Remembrance is the deep moaning cello string.
The precious pasts rides patiently on future’s wings.
Yesterday held so dear, tomorrow so faithful.
Yesterday, tomorrow enter. Today is never welcome.
Memories are life’s chronicle in order of emotion,
some ready to be relived at the slightest of notion.
Other insignificant moments are quickly set aside,
forgotten, sacrificed, for the critical to reside.
If the inconsequential are cast into the mind’s abyss,
can we really then say this half of life was lived?
If not, then half of what we are is not our half to claim.
If not, the book called life must then be renamed.
Changed from a meticulous recording of history,
to a summary highlighted by the limits of memory.
Every day changed by new moments lived.
Every day Animal Man changes what he is.
The present is a trudge towards the top of a mount.
One side clearly seen, one blocked by the ground.
At the present, yesterday is a chaotic order of events,
in the grand scheme, happenings with no consequence.
Today does not justify the disagreeable days of past.
But his unshakable faith assures him tomorrow will at last.
The future is a chest of treasures to be bestowed,
compensations of blessings to coat memory’s sores.
Promises, promises of fortunes profuse,
a dollar for each inconvenience, a million for each abuse.
Future promises in extravagance, doles the highest wage.
And why not? The future, lying ahead, never has to pay.
VI.
The arts are man’s; no other species’ to perform.
In arts the world is imitated, transformed to adorn.
In taking the earth so vile and unjust--
a sphere that bundles a birth with a curse--
and casting this play in a more suitable setting,
the absurd becomes necessary, a curse becomes a blessing.
Before language, music must have been sung,
for nature seems to bundle a song with a lung.
From a baby cub’s cry to her mother’s roar,
pitch alone is a language for this expressive carnivore.
In screams of danger and calls for breeding,
nature found in music an expression of feelings.
Few Americans can discern a Frenchmen’s conversation.
Borders divide countries, but language divides nations.
Yet a Frenchwoman knows an American baby’s bawl,
and French symphonies tell stories throughout America’s halls.
Before language was made so intricate and diverse,
this primordial tongue of emotion was the language used first.
Though birds may sing they do not create;
when man composes a new world is made.
The world is but a story that cannot be revised,
except in the variform siblings the arts comprise.
The arts are a cult with the greatest of persuasion,
inciting with frail promises and the most clever of puns.
Animal Man stands like sheep waiting for his shepherd;
he says, “ The grass here is good, but there must be grass better;
whoever leads must knows where it lies;
this leader’s trail, his wisdom, must be canonized.”
Walking in faith sets Animal Man into a lull,
and dying to learn the trail was a circle.
When Animal Man cannot discern the purpose of his place,
he will cast away logic and with faith replace.
Animal Man will worship gods benevolent or wicked,
anything making this world seem different than it is.
The arts are like gods, they are different points of view,
to bury realities deep, and replace with truths new.
________
Circle and spin,
man round his thoughts,
his thoughts round desire.
finding little down on earth,
he reaches to spheres higher.
Man round his stories,
dizzy about his art.
For smarts without purpose,
is a shadow of the dark.
to be born is but to die.
She lowers his tomb slowly,
to be born is but to die.
But man listens little to nature’s plan,
for man can make his own.
intended as nothing more than a tool.
But it proved all too useful in a land of despair.
of story,
of art,
of music,
of dance.
In the end he became what was not intended.
In the end he became a god of his own world.
In the end man sees the world not as it is,
but as what it can be.
Animal man rearranges the stars from where they are,
to their every possibility.
Jake Bodin, 2007
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